You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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