Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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