I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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