Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I think I just sharted jello shots
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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