batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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