You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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