I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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