um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
he just fucked me for my cheese..
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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