plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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