Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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