He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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