I got chris browned last night
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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