Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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