he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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