Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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