There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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