Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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