Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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