Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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