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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'

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  such a stalker...

  (248): View more from Michigan

  she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...

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• (516): View more from New York

  until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!

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