So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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