I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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