What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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