grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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