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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Please, let me fuck your mom
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Drake has all the answers
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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