he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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