Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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