CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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