Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
try to milk me bitch
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