So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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