ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
