My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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