Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We just shotgunned beers for America
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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