Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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