Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
