I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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