Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
This baby is an asshole
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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