just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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