Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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