It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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