Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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