I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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