Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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