Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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