All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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