Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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