What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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