Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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