just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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