but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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