The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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