Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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