Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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