He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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